Dear Alexis and Becky

You damn lesbians... what have you done to me? You have ruined my life by introducing to me the Real L Word. Ever since you showed me the first episode I became addicted and my I haven't been able to get my fix... not cool. Lol. I'm JK. I love you guys and lets have a Real L Word marathon soon and Jersey Shore.



Now to talk about The Real L Word...

This is basically a reality show based of The L Word (which i actually never watched or got into). This show basically show follows lesbians through out there daily lives and shows us in depth what obstacles they face and have to over come. Here is a list of the characters, a brief description and what I think of them.

Whitney
Bio: She's basically the player of the show.
My Thoughts: I like her, but she needs to learn how to keep track of all her girls.

Rose
Bio: Ex player hardcore party girl (kinda)
My Thoughts: I love her and her girlfriend!

Mikey
Bio: The powerful P.R. chick.
My Thoughts: She's my favorite and that's because I feel shes the most relatable on the show. Not only that but i feel like shes a lesbian Kelly Cutrone lol

Tracy
Bio: She's dating the girl with the children.
My Thoughts: I want to see more of her work life.

Jill and Nikki
Bio: The lesbian couple getting married.
My Thoughts: Not enough drama coming from them.

Woody Allen!

So when I took my first film history class in college one of the very first directors I learned about was Woody Allen, and since that day I've been in love with his work. I have always felt that his work is simple, and always keeps us entertained with its awesomeness and the twist that he's able to put in them. Despite that most of his movies follow the same format the small twist and character development is what keeps us watching them. I don't care what people have to say about Woody Allen, I love his work and I think it's horrible how people judge him based on his personal life and not on his work. I mean who gives a shit if he married his step daughter.. all that should matter to me at least is his work. Here are three movies that he made that I recommend checking out.


1. Anne Hall
Anne Hall is basically a movie that shows the relationship between two people and why the relationship would have never worked out between the two. This movie received four academy awards including, best picture, best director, and best screenplay. This is basically considered by many to be Woody Allen's greatest master piece and broke many of the standard romantic comedy rules.

2. Manhattan
Manhattan is a movie that basically follows a divorced man as he begins a relationship with a 17 year old girl and later falls in love with his best friends mistress. When I talk about loving how a movie can have so many twist and turns and it interwines together this is what I think of. I love this movie greatly and I love the fact that it was shot in black and white as well. Plus the movie captures the essence of Manhattan and helps tell the story as well.

3. Vicky Cristina Barcelona
This movie focuses on two American tourist as they arrive in Barcelona and how they both start an emotional and physical affair with a man that captures there hearts. Basically I love this movie because of the way that its so different then all the other movies. Basically how the movie starts out and ends the same way and the characters end up in the same place despite the fact that they learned so much. Basically I love the lesson this movie teaches us.



This is basically a movie poster for the new Woody Allen movie coming out this September called "You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger." I recommend checking it out because from what I can tell its going to be a great movie!

Kathy Griffin Should Get Her Own Talk Show

OK, so today I ran across the video of Kathy Griffin and Chelsea Handler on Chelsea Lately and let me say it was funny. Not only are both women hilariously funny but Kathy did a really good job being funny and keeping up the energy during the interview. Because of this awesomeness I think that Kathy Griffin totally deserves her own talk show were she can have her own guest.

On Kathy Griffin my life on the d list, Kathy has shown us how interesting she in real life and I think it can translate on to a talk show. The queen of comedy can finally navigate away from all those serious melodramatic talk shows that are on and have a show based on good humor and laughs. She's an interesting person who can bring a humorous laugh to any guest and keep the ratings up as well.

Many blogger's and entertainment channels have been talking about who will replace Oprah when she leaves her talk show this upcoming year.... Well who better to replace the talk show queen then the queen of comedy.. Not only that but I think this would be a perfect way for Kathy to say "suck it" to Oprah.

So hopefully after reading this short little post that i wrote about Kathy Griffin, you will join me on my quest on getting the Queen of Comedy her own talk show were we can all laugh and enjoy her awesomeness.

Your fellow gay,

Ozcar

Ps: heres the link http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/pages/Kathy-Griffin-Should-Get-Her-Own-Talk-Show/139485642741505?v=wall&ref=ts

Learning From The New Kids

Okay, so I know I was suppose to post up this blog yesterday but I decided to go hang out with a few friends who I haven't seen in a while and get shit faced instead. lol.

Anyways... my blog today is basically something I learned from the T.V. one kids while helping enginnering for there production. Basically this lesson is that if your not paying someone to do a show for you dont expect them to show up. Basically what happened was on Thursday the T.V. one kids had there first final project (some extreme show on paint balling) and the guest of the show bailed on them last minute. That's some pretty fucked up shit, and the worse part was the lead producer had to fill in and make everything work. Luckly he was an expert in the field and was able to give a half way decent show...

The moral of the story? Make sure you get some one that you can threaten in some shape or form to guarantee they will be there :D

My Latest Obsession

I honestly hate when ever we finally hit summer because most of my favorite scripted shows are on hiatus till the fall season starts. Luckily I've been cruising around Hulu and I rediscovered Alfred Hitchcock Presents...

This is basically a show that I discovered one late night while flipping through the channels on t.v. and found it on the chill channel. Well when I moved out of my apartment I lost all hope of watching it(cuz I'm to cheap to pay for netflix lol). Well since I've watched most of the shit on Hulu already I had the bright idea of looking up the show... and guess what.. it was on there.

Anyways... the show is basically Alfred Hitchcock introduces each story with an object of scene that represents something important in the show. I love this show because basically its like the Twilight Zone except not as morbid (if that makes sense to you). I guess the best way of explaining it is that instead of using like fear its more of a suspense show just like his movies. I definitely recommend checking out the show since we all know what kind of trash t.v. there is now a days.

About Time

So as many of you know EDC basically came under a lot of fire this year after a 15yr old girl died at the event from an over dose. Well up till now I've kept silent about it because I wanted to see how things would play out before I finally gave my two cents. Unlike many people who are attacking this girl because she fucked up and od at a rave I'm not attacking her, I'm attacking her parents, the company responsible for this event and the stupid people.

First the Parents... Honestly parents you need to get your story straight. First you told the media that you were well aware of the fact that your 15 yr. old daughter was going to a rave, and now your claiming that you had no idea.. What gives? I mean seriously its going to look bad on you guys if you are trying to sue claiming that you had no idea that your daughter wasn't going. Nobody likes a liar who can't keep there story straight. Second of all if you did know you daughter was going to a rave, why the fuck would you let her go. As a person that loves to rave I know exactly what is going on there and I know that as a parent I would never let my child go. For me to say that I wouldn't let my child go is a big deal because I'm one of those crazy people at raves partying. My child can go when they are 18 and are no longer my legal responsibility.

Now Insomniac events... You guys are seriously retarded. You guys promote an event that's suppose to be 16+ and I never saw anyone checking id's at the entrance. Not only that but you should have at least carded the fucken lil lil kids. I seriously saw little fucken kids running around that were like 10 yrs old. I mean come on if your going to put an age limit maybe you should enforce your own rules.... idiots!

Dear Retards at EDC... you all need to die. I just think its stupid how people thought it was ok to break in to edc, jump over fences and trample your way on to the floor of the Colosseum. When people pull off all this stupid shit it makes everyone look bad and we all suffer the consequences. And for all those idiots who decided who couldn't handle there shit and said they were slipped some thing... shut the fuck up! Your making raves look bad! Stupid little ptots don't even know what your doing. I swear. Also stupid little ravers need to shut the fuck up. Is it too much to ask for when I want to go to an event and not see all these stupid kids preaching about P.L.U.R.? Honestly you people are fucken retarded. Raves exist for the music not to promote some stupid life style decision you made. This is why I like to go to Hard events a lot more then Insomniac events. People always bitch about how the people that go there treat it like a concert and that's why i love it.

I'm so happy that the remainder of the events at the Colosseum will be !8+... This way we can finally keep stupid little kids out!

Reality T.V.

I'm not going to lie I love reality t.v. Not only is it trashy awesome and keeps me entertained but most of it is actually really cool. Here's a list of five different shows that I'm in love with and could live with out watching!
1. Bethenny getting married?
Network: Bravo
This is basically a spin off from the popular show The Real Housewives of New York City. Bethenny proved to be a fan favorite and Bravo couldn't deny picking up her spin off. Basically the show revolves around Bethenny as she is preparing to get married to her fiance and also planning on having a baby at the same time. The show is full of wit and also Bethenny's crazy dog named Cookie.

2. The City
Network: MTV
Yes I know another spin off... but i can't help myself. Basically The City is a reality show following Whitney Port as she leaves L.A. and starts her fashion career in New York City. After the first season the whole cast got replaced (except for Whitney and Olivia) and the show actually became a lot more interesting once it followed there fashion lives. I would totally recommend checking this show out especially because the outspoken and hilarious Kelly Cutrone is on the show!

3. Jersey Shore
Network: MTV
Before you start yelling at me I will admit that I have fallen for these stupid twats ok? I use to make fun of everyone that liked this show and then I started to watch it and I realized how trashy reality t.v. could really get. This show basically follows the lives of 8 kids as they party it up in jersey. The only reason i love this show is because I never thought they could show so much trash on t.v.

4. Holly's World
Network: E!
Holly's World is a show that follows former Girl's Next Door star Holly Madison. It shows her new life in Vegas and how she is doing after The Girl's Next door.

5. The Real Housewives of... franchise
Network: Bravo
I love all of these shows that Bravo has come up with.
1. Orange County
2. New York
3. Atlanta
4. New Jersey
5. Washington D.C.
6. Beverly Hills

I GOT ALL THE CLASSES I WANTED!!!

WOOT WOOT! It looks like next semester is going to be filled with so much work I can hardly wait. Basically next semester I'm going to be taking Final Cut Pro class, Home marketing, script writing, and electronic field production! The best part about this is I'm going to have a lot more work to post up on here! Can't wait to be done with my film certificate and be able to transfer some where else! :D

Leave Lindsay Alone!

I can't believe that there sending such an awesome person away to jail. Shit this is probably the only blog were you will not be reading someone talking shit about Lindsay! No Joke! I remember the very first time I ever say the Parent Trap and i totally fell in love with her! Fuck my life I think I'm going to have a protest in order to have her released! I mean who else in this town is going to make all the crazy shit that she does? Being a bitch in Mean Girls and a crazy stripper in I Know Who Killed Me! What ever... I'm hoping that she gets out of jail early so I can see that bitch party it up! Woot woot!

I Think..

A movie should be made about my life. I'm seriously not kidding. Ya I know this may sound really conceited of me and stuff but my life is really interesting and i think every body would love it. I'm not going to be one of those people that think they should have there own reality show. If you think about it a movie last a lot longer then a reality show ever will. There would be so much drama, sex, drugs, and partying in my movie. It would totally be a cult classic... ya I know I'm being pretty narcissistic right now but I'm venting about something. Isn't it nice to imagine stuff that could never happen?